It's Been a While

Hum ... it goes without saying I have been more useless than ever since I have not posted since the end of April. Well, useless housewives tend to do even less when summer hits high gear. What with nice sunny days to hit the golf course, pools, outdoor restaurant for day drinking with friends and big decks or lanais to read trashy novels and gossip rags what is a gal to do? Duh - all of the above. And really, what am I supposed to write about? My busy weekly schedule? Let's see:
Monday: Went to friend's pool. Got drunk. Got burnt. Forgot to cook dinner.
Tuesday: Played golf. Had lunch with girls. Got drunk. Took a nap. Didn't feel like cooking dinner.
Wednesday: Ran errands. Actually bought food. Read on deck or lanai. Nothing on TV so husband wants to go out for dinner. Imagine this - got drunk.
Thursday: Hungover from night before. Bummed around house all day and played on computer. stomach rolls at the thought of cooking dinner. Did rest liver though.
Friday: Weekly lunch with girls at the pool. Cocktails. Never cook on Fridays - it's the weekend.
Saturday: Pool day. Got drunk. Got burnt. Ordered carry out.
Sunday: Cooked the dog eggs for breakfast. Watched news programs. Played golf with friends. Had dinner with friends. Cocktails involved.
Repeat Weekly

Now at any given time my Rheumatoid Arthritis may flare up which renders the above schedule null and void. Then I am 100% beyond my usual useless status and at that point I just sit in a chair and watch mindless television hopped up on pain pills wishing I could be back to my regular useless self. Of course this is when I come up with some great blog topics that I never seem to remember to write down for future reference.

This is just a short one for today, I actually have a few topics coming. My 20 year high school reunion, my pet peeves in life, my new idea for a reality show and maybe a political zinger. I have to get going for now - the cocktails are calling.